Hey Stranger, Because you were parked in my spot last night (and still are??), I got a ticket for street parking overnight without a permit. I'm broke. This are privately owned spot, and I could have you ticket and towed. I won't, but please park no longer in my spot again.
First I would like to apologize for parking in you spot. It was irresponsible on my part and I would like to give this 100 Dollar to pay for the ticket and whatever else you need. I can be tough around this time of year. Merry Christmas - The asshole who parked in your spot!