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AA American Airlines Always Awful
Abort Abort
Alcoholics Anonymous
Amateurs Anonymous
A Miracle Each Rider Is Currently Alive Now
Airline Meals Eaten Regularly Induces Cramps And Nausea
AER LINGUS Arousing Erotic Randy Ladies In Nice Green Uniform Suits
AEROFLOT Aircraft Everywhere Run On Fuel Left Over By Tanks
AI Air India Allah Informed
Already Informed
An Interesting Ride, I'll Not Do It Again
AIR BC Air Burn & Crash
Air Bash & Crash
AIR LANKA Always Intended Return To Land And Not Kill Anyone
AIRBUS Aircraft manufacturer Airlines Impose Regrettable Bullshit Upon Us
ALIA Royal Jordanian Airlines Always Late In Arrival
ALITALIA Always Late In Takeoff Always Late In Arrival
Always Late In Transit, Always Late In Arrival
Air Line In Tokyo And Luggage In Amsterdam
Airplane Lands In Tokyo And Luggage In Atlanta
A Little Italian Tit And Lots Italitan Ass
A Little Italian Tradition And Lots Italian Attitude
ALM Antillean Airlines Always Late Machine
AMERICAN A Miracle Each Rider Is Currently Alive Now Airline Meals Eaten Regularly Induces Cramps and Nausea
ANA All Nippon Airways All New Aviators
ANSETT Any New Stewardess Expects Traumatic Temptations
Aircraft Nosewheel Stuck, Expect Tricky Touchdown
AOM French Airlines Airline Ohne Moneten
APSA Angry Peruvians Smashing Airplanes
ARIANA Ariana Afghan Airlines Afghans Really Into Always Neglecting Airplanes
ATA American Trans Air Americans Take Alternatives
Always Tardy Airlines
Alcoholics Transporting Alcoholics
ATI Air Transport International Alternative Take Iberia
AUA Austrian Airlines Aussteigen Umsteigen Autobus fahren
Almost Unknown Airline
Another Useless Airline
AWA America West Airlines Always Wasting Assets
BA British Airways Bloody Awful
Bad Attitude
British Apoplectic
BAA British Airport Authority Brits Against Aviation
BB / CTA Balair / CTA Black Box Can’t Tell Anything
Bruggisser Alternative Luegt Au Id Röhre
BCAL British Caledonian Air Lines Better Crawl Across Lover
BEA British European Airways Bloody Expensive Airline
British Excuse for an Airline
Better Eat Afterwards
BOAC British Overseas Airways Corp. Better On A Camel
Blast Off And Crash
Book On Another Carrier
Bloody Old and Careless
Boeing Only Aircraft Club
Better Off At Caledonian
Bend Over Again Christine
BOEING Aircraft manufacturer Broken Off Engines In Numerous Gardens
BWIA British West Indies Airways But Will It Arrive
Best Women In the Air
Born to Wait In Airports
Better Walk If you're Able
Baggage Wandering In Africa
Britains Worst Investment Abroad
British Worst Investment Overseas
CA China Airlines Choose Another
CAA Civil Aviation Authority Campaign Against Aviation
CAAC Civil Aviation Authority of China Chinese Airline Always Canceled
China Airlines Almost (Always) Crashes
CAI Canadian Airline International Crash And Ignite
Call Attendants Idiots
Call Ambulance Immediately
Cruise Above Iceland
Circle Airport Indefinitely
Cancel Alaskan Itinerary
Check All Items
Copilots Are Imbeciles
Casual Atmosphere Inside
CPA Canadian Pacific Airways Can't Promise Anything
CSA Czech Airlines Czechs Screw Anything
DAN AIR Dangerous And Nearly Always Incredibly Rough
DELTA Didn’t Even Leave The Airport
Don't Even Leave The Airport
Don't Ever Leave The Airport
Don't Even Let Them Aboard
Don't Ever Land There Again
Doesn't Ever Let Terrorists Aboard
Doesn't Everybody Like This Airline
Departures Extra-Late, Tardy Arrivals
Departing Even Later Than Anticipated
Drunken Engineers Land Too Abruptly
Damaged Engines Limit Take-off Ability
Directed Everybody's Luggage To Atlanta
Doesn't Experience Like This Andrenalise
EAA Euro Aviation Academy Even Apes Aviate
EAL Eastern Air Lines Eastern's Always Late
EDW Edelweiss Air Extreme Dangerous Wet-Lease
ELAL Israel Airlines Entführer Landen Als Leichen
Every Landing Always Late
Every Landing Always Lousy
Egyptian Louting Arab Loathing
Everyone's Luggage Always Lost
EMIRATES English Managed, Indian Run, A Thousand Ex-pats Suffering
FINNAIR Flies Ideally? Nah, Not Airborne In Reality
GARUDA Goes All Right Under Dutch Administration
Go And Relax Until Delay Announcement
GB AIR Gribraltar Air Getting Better Airways
GULF AIR Get Used to Late Flights - Aircraft In Repair
JAL Japan Airlines Just Arrives Late
Jets Along Lazily
Journey Always Late
JAT Yugoslav Airlines Joke About Time
JMC Just More Crap
KAL Korean Air Lines Karate After Lunch
KLM Keine Lust Mehr
Kommt Leider Morgen
Kauft Lookhead Majestät
Komische Landungs Methoden
Kiss Like Mad
Kindly Leave Money
Keep Loving Marijuana
Koop Lockheed Majesteit (Buy Lockheed, Your majesty)
LIAT The Caribbean Airline Late If At All
Leave Island Any Time
Luggage Is Always Tardy
Luggage In Another Terminal
Lost In-between Antigua, Trinidad
LOT Polish Airlines Last One There
Lots Of Troubles
Luggage On Tarmack
LTU Lauter Tunten Unterwegs
LUFTHANSA Let Us Fondle The Hostesses And Not Say Anything
Let Us Fuck The Hostess, Are No Steward Available
Let Us Fuck The Horses, Are No Stewardesses Available
MAS Malaysian Airline System Most Asians Sail
May Actually Shit
MEA Middle East Airways Monotonous Experience Always
NA National Airways Never Again
NWA Northwest Airlines Nation's Worst Airline
Nobody Out Ranks This Horrid, Worthless, Excruciatingly Sluggish Transport
OLYMPIC Olympic Airways Onassis Likes Your Money Paid In Cash
PA Philippine Airways Please Avoid
PAL Philippine Airlines Plane Always Late
Prick Always Long
Philippines Always Late
PAN AM Pilots Are Not A Must
Poor Airline Needs Any Money
Passengers Always Need A Mortician
Plan On Arriving Nervewracked And Mad
PIA Pakistan International Airlines Panic In Air
Perhaps I Arrive
Please Inform Allah
Pilot Ist Abgesprungen
Passenger's Illegal Abductor
PSA Pacific Southwest Airlines Poor Sailors Airline
Paul's Saturday Airline
PWA Pacific Western Airlines Pray While Aloft
Pete's Wobbly Airline
Piddly Widdly Airline
Please Wait Awhile
QANTAS Quite A Nice Trip, Any Survivors
Quite A Neat Trick, Arriving Safely
Queer And Nasty Types As Stewards
Queasy and Nauseous, Tired And Sick
Queers And Nancies Trained As Stewards
Quits Air-travel, Next Time Approaches Ship
Queers And Nymphomaniacs Trained As Stewards
Quick And Nasty Transportation, Australian Style
RYANAIR Running Your Ailing National Airline Into Receivership
SAA South African Airlines Suggest Another Airline
Service An Afterthought
Sensious Airborne Affair
SABENA Such A Bad Experience Never Again
Such A Bloody Experience Never Again
Such A Beautiful Experience Now Again
Select A Better European National Airline
SAHSA Servicio Aero Honduras Stay At Home, Stay Alive
SAS Scandinavian Airlines System Such A S***
Sex And Service
Sex And Smörrebröd
Sex And Service
Sex And Satisfaction
Sex After Service
Sex Always Supplied
Sweet And Sexy
Service After Sex
Same As Sabena
Sit And Suffer
SATA Such a Terrible Airline
SIA Singapore International Airlines Sex In the Air
So Incredible, Aah
Singapore Imitates America
SWA Swan Airlines So wenig Auslastung
Swissair Wartet Ab
SWISS So What It's Still Swissair
SWISSAIR So Wunderful It Sounds, So Awful In Reality
Sexy Women In Swissair Service Are Indeed Rare
Sexy Women In Swissair Service Are Incredibly Raunchy
TAA Take Another Airline
TACA Take A/C Anywhere
Take A Chance Airline
Take A Coffin Along
Take Another Carrier Always
Tome Alcohol Cuanda Aborda
TAP Air Portugal Take A Pill
Take A Parachute
Take Another Plane
Try Another Airplane
TK / THY Turkish Airlines Triebwerke Kaputt
They Hate You
TNT Tomorrow Not Tonight
TRANSAVIA To Rape A New Stewardess After V1 Is Allowed
TWA Trans World Airlines This Was Awful
That Was Awful
That Was Accidental
Travel With Arabs
Tightwad Airlines
Travel Without Arrival
Travel With Alcohol
Travel With Arabs
Try With Another
Try Walk Across
Try Walking Asshole
Try Walking Again
Try Walking Across
The Worst Airline
Took Wrong Airline
Takeoff with another
Terrorist Welcome Aboard
Terrorists With Arms
Teenie Weenie Airlines
Traveling Without Air
Today's Worst Airline
Tomorrow’s Worst Airline
Tomorrow's Widebody Accident
Tomorrow We'll Arrive
Totally Wasted Airlines
Tiny Wings Aflappin
Time Waste Airlines
That Was Accidental
Thieves, Whores + Alcoholics
UA United Airlines Undress All
U Need Insurance That Exempts Death
Usually Not Inclined To Eliminate Disasters
US AIR US Airways Unfortunately Still Alleghany In Reality
Underwater Seats Available In Rear
Usually Stewardesses Are Irrationally Romantic
UTA Unlikely To Arrive
Unable To Ascend
Usually They're Around
VARIG Virgin's Are Rare In Glasgow
Voluptuous And Romantic In General
Voyage Awfully Rough Into Gringoland
VIRGIN Very Interesting Ride, Going Into Nymphos

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  Cathay Pacific Crash in Pacific
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  China Airlines China scarelines
  Cochise Airlines No peace Airlines
  Comair Kamikaze Air
  Command Airways Commando Airways
  Continental InContinental
  Can't....Mental
  Detrimental
  Contemptible
  Conair Conned air
  Condor Flugdienst Condor Flugdeath
  Cordova Airlines Cart over Airlines
  Crossair Crashair
  Cruzeiro do Sul Crasheiro do Sul
  Cyprus Airways Try a bus Airways
  Danair Dan dare
  Emirates Emirats
  Finnair Thin air
  Gulf Air Goof Air
  Iberia Histeria
  Laker Airways Shaker Airways
  Lufthansa Lusthansa
  Bodenhansa
  Midwest Express Midwest Excess
  Mohawk Slowhawk
  Northwest Northworst
  Northwaste
  PanAm Pandemonium Among Airlines
  People Express Cattlecar Express
  People Distress
  People Compress
  Piedmont Piedmonster
  Quantas Quaint Ass
  Quebecair Quick Air
  United Airlines Untied Airlines
  US Air Yousair
  US Scare
  Usairheads
  Useless Air
  Zambia Airways Zombia Airways












































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